Slap my Imp up: Bullfrog's Dungeon Keeper [Mon Sep 15 2014]

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Business News Benioff bails from Borg Board Salesforce supremo was invited onto board by Cisco CEO Chambers but won't seek re-election Google to startup kids: Pssst, try our CLOUD ... the first $100K is FREE Dangles credit, support at cash-strapped companies Slough isn't fit for humans now, says Amazon. We're going to Shoreditch Come friendly bombs, which are on Prime Hey, HP shareholders! Mike Lynch is set to buy a 180-foot superyacht with his Autonomy loot Exclusive 'It's tough keeping up with the Whitmans' Google purchases petite pollster Polar, purloined ppl punted Plus-wards Poll What do you think of Google+? A. What? B. Who? C. Why? D. Er, all of the above Channel News HP: We will eradicate the colour grey from our market Claims $2m clawback, volley of legal bombs ready to burst Data Centre News Gartner ranks upstart trio ahead of EMC, HP and IBM in battle for flash array dominance Analysts break down why some are ahead and some are behind Salesforce plan to rename London skyscraper 'Salesforce Tower' DEMOLISHED Salesforce salesforce only occupied six floors Tech starfleet: Will EMC Federation survive a Tucci departure? Comment Six months until captain leaves the bridge Hardware News Sellouts! Fans snap up iPhone 6 Plus pre-orders to avoid store queues Wait, didn't this happen last year? SanDisk's record-busting 512GB SD CARD will fit perfectly in your empty wallet The best things come in small, expensive packages SHINY NEW GADGETS! No, we're not joking, here's a load of them IFA 2014 Magnetic fridge projector, stuff to clip to your head and more Slap my Imp up: Bullfrog's Dungeon Keeper Antique Code Show Monsters need to earn a living too Apple iPhone 6: Missing sapphire glass screen FAIL explained They just cannae do it in time, says analyst Retailers toast welcome return of Back2School notebook biz Small snag: nobody's getting rich on latest surge of low-cost lappies iPhone 6: Advanced features? Pah! Nexus 4 had most of them in 2012 Analysis At least Apple can concentrate on TWO handsets Airbus developing inkjet printer for planes Cost of plane: $50 million. Cost of ink: $100 million. Ryanair ink levy: £10 Networks News T-Mobile US goes gaga for Wi-Fi calling, AT&T to launch in 2015 If Apple wants it, so shall it be Providing a secure and efficient Helpdesk A single remote control platform for user support is be key to providing an efficient helpdesk. Find out about Vector's Series 12 PC-Duo. Download here > Policy News Tasmania offered possible pay-to-connect for NBN fibre Also: NBN Co adds no-battery option to migration program Net neutrality fans' joy as '2.3 million email' flood hits US Congress FCC invites opinions in CSV format, after Slowdown day 'success' Super Cali goes ballistic, Uber Pool is bogus: Ride sharing biz is illegal in the state, says regulator Want to car pool commerically? Get a license Italy's High Court orders HP to refund punter for putting Windows on PC Top beaks slam bundled OS as 'commercial policy of forced distribution' Mexicans! accuse! Yahoo! of! using! corrupt! judge! to! dodge! $2.7bn! payout! US court filing says Purple Palace & lawyers played dirty European Court of Justice allows digitisation of library books Reading on dedicated terminals okay, but if you print you pay FAIL.GOV – Government asks Dropbox for accounts that don't exist Storage locker's transparency report shows rise in government data gobble attempts Security News Not pro Bono: Apple's audio junk mail made spammers' lives easier Comment The U in U2 stands for Unwanted Beware geeks bearing gifts: Steam-draining nasty spreads via Twitch Eskimo infection will drop you right Inuit CryptoLocker-style ransomware booms 700 PER CENT this year Even as cops crow over decapitated hydra, new versions spring up unchecked UK.gov's flagship infosec program ISN'T DELIVERING - but all's still well, say auditors 'Varied' understanding is no barrier to £860m cash pile What kind of mugs do you take us for? Malicious sites in spam scams target UK Blighty tops phishermen's friend index spɹɐʍʞɔɐB writing is spammers' new mail filter avoidance trick Sexe.doc? More like Scod.exe Hacker publishes tech support phone scammer slammer Now who's got a 'security problem on your computer'? Science News Boffins say they've got Lithium batteries the wrong way around Surprises at the nano-scale mean our ideas about how they charge could be all wrong Archaeologists and robots on hunt for more Antikythera pieces How much of the world's oldest computer can they find? Sleepy spotless summer Sun's shock solar storm surge stuns scientists Vid Grab a digital cam to snap tonight's 'wimpy' X-class flare Who wants to be there as history is made at the launch of our LOHAN space project? Two places available in the chase plane above the desert It's official: LOHAN's arboreal avoidance algorithm is PANTS 'Pixhawk Avoidance of Nearby Tree System'. Lovely Bootnotes News Apple's Mr Havisham: Tim Cook says dead Steve Jobs' office has remained untouched 'I literally think about him every day' says biz baron's old friend Cops apologise for leaving EXPLOSIVES in suitcase at airport 'Canine training exercise' SNAFU sees woman take home booming baggage Providing a secure and efficient Helpdesk A single remote control platform for user support is be key to providing an efficient helpdesk. Find out about Vector's Series 12 PC-Duo. Download here >

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