Video: Dyson unveils ROBOTIC TANK that hoovers while you're out [Fri Sep 5 2014]

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Business News Flaming heck! Watchdog scolds Apple Mac, iPad fab in staff safety probe iGiant, factory bosses scramble to investigate claims of hazardous dust, working hours Hey hipsters: Tabs are so last year, fat phones are where it's at Fondleslab makers didn't learn from PC woes – analyst Mouse-slinger Logitech: Gloves are off, number probe over Restating fiscal '11 and '12, 'our figures can't be relied on' Speaking in Tech: Uber TRACKS me via GPS? Meh, it's just a taxi Podcast Plus: Is grey hair formed when GINGER hairs spontaneously combust? Suitors line up to bid for cash-challenged NHS supplier Trustmarque: Is that a wodge of cash in your pocket or are you pleased to see me? Work in the tech industry? The Ukraine WAR is coming to YOU What weapon is more indiscriminate than bombing? SANCTIONS Channel News Westcon: 'What we need is a cloud brokerage biz.' One buyout later... Parent firm Datatec splashes $12m on Verecloud, promises bolt-on to distie Data Centre News Not so ESXi? Open sourcery could help VMware win... virtually Storagebod Moving up the stack Blade runner: Cisco ups its UCS server game Broadens range's appeal to ROBO, clouderati 4th Century GOBLET could REVIVE CORPSE of holographic storage Boffins drink deep from history Somebody's nightmare? I'm a veteran VNX array with a BADGE A Lenovo badge, to be precise A Terabyte in my HOUSE? Got more than that in my POCKET No I'm not glad to see you, it's just my TROUSERS are emitting 4 HD STREAMS Hardware News Heads up, Chromebook: Here come the sub-$200 Windows 8.1 portables IFA 2014 Cheap-as-silicon-chips Redmond-powered kit debuts in Berlin Huawei 'beats' Apple to bag sapphire smartie bragging rights But with iPhone launch within days, who will hit the shelves first with toughened displays? Nvidia blasts sueballs at Qualcomm, Samsung – wants Galaxy kit banned Claims its patents cover just about every mobile GPU Don't bother with Apple's September 9 hype-day: Someone's BLABBED IT ALL Aye, there'll be iWatches and iPhones aplenty Video: Dyson unveils ROBOTIC TANK that hoovers while you're out 360 Eye 2015 launch: Millions of pounds, hundreds of patents Microsoft's SELFIE-TASTIC Nokia 830, 730: Complete with DOG SMILE WHITENER Vid + Pics That's what you get with Lumia's refreshed midrange Look, ma, FOUR HANDS! Microsoft bigs up pixeltastic TWO-USER mega-screen It's PPI! Not the payment claims blokes, our touchy pixel tech Intel goes high-fashion with wearable supermodel Blingzilla's 3G bracelet uses Sapphire for screen, pearl, lapis and snake-skin for looks VIA looks to be counting down to launch of Atom competitor Return of quad-core, low-power, Isaiah prophesied Networks News FCC boss Wheeler: Lack of broadband choice is screwing Americans Competition vanishes if you want faster than 10Mbps cable, says watchdog chairman Power station fault cuts electricity, water and internet in Cairo Reg reader reports staffers sweaty, web-less for 4 hours APNIC receives recovered /12 from IANA IPv4 is still breathing Broadcom's new mobe chip claims 650 Mbps 2x2 MIMO, simultaneous WiFi/Bluetooth Implementing global e-invoicing with guaranteed legal certainty Explaining the role local tax compliance plays in successful supply chain management and e-business and how leading global brands are addressing this. 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Hackers backed by Beijing and Tehran appear to be cheapskates Software News If your kid blew $$$s on in-app tat, Google has a slice of $19m+ for you FTC settlement puts spotlight on Amazon's in-app activities YES, I have ridden the UNICORN: The Ubuntu Utopic unicorn And no, you don't have to be a virgin. Linux fancier joke here Sex is great in books, lousy in apps, says Apple New App Store guidelines offer rules for smut and new home automation and health APIs Ballmer PERSONALLY wrote Windows' Blue Screen of Death text Ex-MS CEO is man behind infamous three-fingered salute Science News Dreadnoughtus: Newly found titanosaur weighed 65 tons – boffins Finders make 3D scans of bones available for download You are here => Earth is in 'the suburbs' of an IMMENSE HEAVEN Did you know there's a hundred QUADRILLION suns in our Laniakea neighbourhood? Crack team weighs LOHAN's substantial box 41.5kg? 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